Denny Green Gets Pissy After The Cards Wet Themselves

By Brett | Permalink | 1 comment | October 16th, 2006 | Trackback

We knew there’d be some fallout from the Bears ridiculously improbable 24-23 comeback victory over the Cards on Monday Night. We knew there’d be the predictable gnashing of teeth in the Chicago over Rex Grossman’s god-awful performance. We figured there’d be cliches about ‘teams of destiny’ finding ways to win (hint: teams of destiny never have six turnover games, so let’s all get off the Bears nuts a little bit, shall we?). Hell, we realize that –horror of horrors– the Bears may even lose their standing atop ESPN’s Power Rankings after this one.

And we hoped that there would be a post game press conference that would be good for a chuckle or two. But never in our wildest dreams did we imagine that Denny Green would just completely fucking lose it. Well, OK we’re totally lying…we did kinda hoped something like this would happen, but we don’t want to seem greedy. A Bears victory (albeit a disgusting one) to put them at 6-0, and a coaching meltdown in one night? It seemed too much to ask for.

Anyway, the Football Gods were with us on Monday, because this one has all the elements of an epic post-game coaching rant. Dare we call this one “Mora-esque?” No, not quite. Mora’s “playoffs?” rant will probably never be equaled. Plus, Green didn’t actually use the word “poo” in his press conference, so we don’t think it’s quite worthy of Mora status. But this is definitely an instant classic. This, friends, is a man on the edge.

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